Doom Reviewer

Monday October 24, 2005 - 1:47PM EDT

Some ass-wad on ign.com gave Doom a 3 star review and called it the best video-game to film adaptation yet. That clown must be smoking meth. The reviewer is clearly a videogame fanboy who will take any movie that comes out as the best adaptation. What's next, bubble bobble. That game was tight though. Best movie was Resident Evil by far. Because it was just honest in being a pretty god zombie flick. Doom was a disgrace of a movie that would only impress jackoffs like this clown. This person literally fabricated some of the things he thought appeared in the movie. Like a boatload of weapons. Two grenades an couple of guns, not much. Nothing was named or explored. More weapons appeared in Terminator movies. And saying that The Rock and Karl Urban did a good job with the thin plot is crazy. The plot was so thin there was no job to do.