Teenage slut convention

Monday July 4, 2005 - 12:11PM EDT

On Friday, somehow I agreed to go to a concert. I sort of knew it was a bad idea in the first place but against my better judgment I went. Basically it was a boy band lineup mixed with some merengue groups. 90% of the people there were screaming teenage girls. Screaming teenage girls who must have all shopped at "Wet Seal: For Turbo Sluts". Honestly that is the only way to describe it. And I think I am probably being nice. Apparently the city I was in is sort of known for slutty women I think. Anyway, it was a big mistake.