Fried Onions

Monday June 20, 2005 - 1:45PM EDT

This article pissed me off for so many reasons.

CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is. Tell me. Does that headline not sound like something from The Onion? Holy freaking snit what is CNN thinking with that kind of headline. It sounds hilarious. The Onion doesn't even need to parody that. They can just copy everything as is and put it on their site and it wouldn't miss a beat.