Job Jedi

Wednesday June 8, 2005 - 2:13AM EDT

I am granting myself the rank of master-jedi of unsteady employment. I can turn down and quit jobs faster than they could even think of firing me. Best of all is that I turn down and quit jobs where I do a good job and they want me to stay and battle droids all day. I tell them I deal with the sith on my own time screw your little droid problems.