Unfuckingprecendented

Tuesday April 5, 2005 - 12:00PM EDT

I woke up at 8:30am today and began working dilligently at 9am (after the usual morning rituals, ie:bathroom, food, farting). At 10:45 I went to The Gap and got a pair of jeans. Now I am back working for a couple hours until it is time to workout.

There is no way I keep this up for more than a day or two.