I like this

Sunday April 3, 2005 - 3:25AM EDT

I like this post a lot. here. This is my favorite part

I used to be a nice guy. What did that get me? 21 years of my right hand and softcore porn on Showtime. So, fuck it. Fuck it entirely. I'm not going to try to meet women and get to know them, and to hell with the phone calls at one in the morning. Next time you start bitching to me over the fact that he hasn't called in a week, I'm just going to smile at you and say "Ok." In fact, maybe, I'll tell you to call him. Better yet, go over to his house, and drop your pants for him right this moment. Save us all some time. I feel the desire to be that good, dependable, caring friend slipping rapidly away.

I like this one too. here This is my favorite part.

This should come as no surprise to you, if you've read anything else on this site. I mean, I had sort of stopped trying before, but now I'm really out. I can't deal with women and the games anymore. You think they're interested in you, and you ask them out on a date, only to have her respond "eh" when you suggest you should see each other more ofter (yes, that is a true story, and oh, don't even get me started on it). Or you think they're interested, you ask them out on a date, only to have them invite other friends and then act all surprised when you go to pay for dinner (again, a true story). Or, you ask them on a date and you come to find out she isn't thinking of it as a date at all.

This post is also clutch. here. I like this part.

If you're a recovering nice guy, and you want to be an asshole, listen up. I'm going to tell you exactly how. By the time you're finished, you'll have people cursing you behind your backs, and women secretly wanting to sleep with you. It's a little process I like to call "The Asshole Reformation". Goals: to take the spineless, beat up, broken down nice guys of America and turn them into emotionally unavailable, rude, inconsiderate, boorish jerks. Y'know, the kind of guy everyone loves, as opposed to walking over. But men, you have to be serious about this. You can't pretend to be an asshole to avoid getting squashed. No no, it must be genuine. You can't secretly care what other people think of you - you have to truly not give a flying fuck. Yes, the irony here is thick and creamy, I know, but what can I tell you? Life sucks.

I need to get back to postings like those(when I was at MBNA and had people and experiences to make fun of) instead of these depressing introspective garbage.