Fancy Boy

Friday April 1, 2005 - 2:02AM EDT

Well my adventures in becoming a girlie man took a turn for the worst today. After a late meal of eggwhites at the local diner I decide to head to the 24hr supermarket to pickup some toner. Yes you heard me toner. Not the kind you use in printers, the stuff you soak a cottonball with and stroke your face. I had run out of my usual Neutrogena Alcohol Free Toner so I needed more. As if it isn't bad enough that I am in a supermarket at 1:30am looking for facial toner I get upset because this particular supermarket doesn't seem to carry that brand of toner. Undeterred I start searching for a different brand, sometihng alcohol free of course because that crap drys out my already sensitive skin. So, what do I spy but another brand of alcohol free toner from Nivea Visage. Great I think, I pick up the bottle and prominently displayed on the front is that this toner contains chamomiel and aloe vera. Awesome more skin softening ingredients. I then noticed that the bottle was pink...pink. I put down the bottle and leave the supermarket. Now let us never speak of this again.

You know what I hate, national sovereignty. I'll be so glad when the world is not organized into nation states.