I try

Tuesday March 22, 2005 - 2:16AM EDT

I've been trying for a number of years to induce natural brain chemical processes to give myself a "high" type feeling equal to that of narcotics. I've gotten progressively better at it over the years, I just find the right thought in a particular situation and suddenly I am awash in warm fuzzy goodness. Sometimes it needs focus on a particular thing or complete emptying of all thoughts and going blank. This is not a joke and is quite real. I'd be willing to submit myself to realtime brain scan maps to prove it.