Wheat Germ

Wednesday March 9, 2005 - 1:19PM EDT

I've started putting wheat germ in my oatmeal. Doesn't affect the taste and is supposed to be good for you, right? Anyway, I should start putting wheat germ in everything I eat. Or better yet, if and when I have kids I'll make them put wheat germ in everything they eat when they are young. In fact I'll harp on putting wheat germ in everything and make up tall tales about the benefits of wheat germ, so that when I restrospective is done on my life I'll be known as the wheat germ guy.